Tere Bin Laden–the Sequel–Bin Laden Dies!

If he were alive today, he would only be able to play a terrorist.

Hollywood sources have revealed that casting began for a film about the Death of Osama Bin Laden a fortnight before immediately after news of his death was made public.

The following names of Bollywood stars and one Arab-American actress were mentioned regarding casting for the woman used as a human shield: Priyanka Chopra, Nandita Das, Nandana Sen, Katrina Kaif, Freida Pinto, and Lena Rizkallah. Rumour has it that any non-Western starlet would not be appropriate for this role and that it has been offered to much better known Hollywood Starlets (e.g. Gwyneth Paltrow, Uma Thurman, Julia Roberts, et al).

Casting the villains was far easier with names such as Ahmed Ahmed, Maz Jobrani, Joey Nibras, and other Middle Eastern male stars being easily stereotyped the natural choices for these roles.

Our Hollywood source said that it was easiest casting the Villains since “Everybody knows that Arabs are just sooo evil.”

The real problem came with the casting of the role of the president of the United States as Hollywood executives said that there was no way that a black man named Barack Obama would ever be believable for most Americans in the role of the US President.

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