Archive for the ‘village idiot’ Category

I’m a man of the world!

I’m very amused at the gun loons at MikeB’s since one made the comment that:

The IP details are a match with your normal postings

This is one two passport totin’, dual citizen (US & UK ’cause “I was born in the USA”) who isn’t pinned down to one location: especially on the internet. That means there is no such thing as a “normal” IP address for me. Trust me, the geolocation thingies are a scream when it comes down to playing where am I? Sometimes I show up and sometimes I don’t.

The even funnier thing is that the person in question would have to come up with something that just don’t exist for a myriad of reasons to prove his allegations.

That said here is a tune for my provincial friend:

Something I read on another blog reminded me of this…

Monty Python’s “The Idiot in Society”:

Someplace such as the Faculty of Idiocy at the University of East Anglia is the only place I can imagine this person receiving an education. Of course, the village idiot is a part of the old village system, and as such has a vital role to play in a modern rural society, because there is this very real need in society for someone whom almost anyone can look down on and ridicule. And this is the role that this person and members of his family have fulfilled in his village for the past four hundred years.

Unfortunately, I can’t see this person having lucid moments: he’s a full time idiot. Although the post that provoked this one had me thinking of this idiot being a lecturer in idiocy: something he’s well qualified.

It’s nice to know that after three years of study this idiot received a diploma of idiocy, a handful of mud and a kick on the head.

He is still a glutton for punishment which is why he enjoys making idiotic comments on people’s blogs.